We could all use a good laugh for the upcoming Halloween weekend, so we put together a list of 5 funny do-it-yourself Halloween costumes for Old Guys. This list is a trick and a treat...at a minimum it should make you laugh.
1. Carry around a beer all night and wear
this shirt - when people ask, tell 'em you're a case worker.
2. Dress as a woman - specifically your mother...this is especially funny if you look like her. If you're lucky you can borrow stuff from her...if not, do not attempt to borrow things from your wife to dress like your mother...we aren't responsible if you do.
3. Wear your normal clothes, but pin a bag of chips to yourself - when someone asks what you are, say. "I'm all that and a bag of chips."
4. Put on a crown...then everyone will know you're the king of the castle.
5. Don a hat, boots and red handkerchief - do your best to look like The Duke...if you've got one of our shirts, that'll help. Or you could go around saying, "Little Lady" and "Pilgrim."
We hope that you have a Happy Halloween and if you dress up, you'll share your pictures on our
Facebook page, especially if you have some of our gear on as part of your costume. We could always use a good laugh.